Tits or GTFO

The NSFW thread disappointed me, not enough tits so I have started this thread to show my dedication to gods greatest creation.









Tits or GTFO!

*Sic: Spoiler tags or gtfo! I mean it.
 

DammitBoy

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I think I heard that guys who are obsessed with tits have abandonment issues because their mom was a whore.



Is this true? Serifan, was your mom a whore who ignored you?



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ps - Pussy is way better than tits, as far as 'god's creations' go...
 

Pope Viper

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I heard that guys who are obsessed with guns got anal raped by their fathers.



So, DB, did daddy slip you the sausage up your pooper?
 

Keane

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[quote name='DammitBoy']Pussy is way better than tits, as far as 'god's creations' go...[/quote]



Seconded!
 

DammitBoy

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[quote name='Pope Viper']I heard that guys who are obsessed with guns got anal raped by their fathers.



So, DB, did daddy slip you the sausage up your pooper?[/quote]



In Soviet Russia, guns are obsessed with anally raping you!



(No, my father did not try to rape me)



He wasn't bigtime into guns either. Dad owned one handgun when we were all living at home. Later, once he retired he started to acquire guns getting involved in collecting.



He did make sure we knew how to shoot. My older brother got me involved in hunting and the whole NRA youth shooting competition stuff.



None of my other three brothers even own a gun. Weird, huh?
 

Pope Viper

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That is weird. My dad was really into bow hunting, and guns. He know is in a single action revolver/rifle club, and he's buying guns left and right.



My brother got the hunting bug, but not me. I tell them I'd rather watch wildlife than shoot it.
 

Pope Viper

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He's got to have someone to carry all those guns.



:facepalm:
 

TwinkieGorilla

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[quote name='DammitBoy']
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source plz.
 

Pope Viper

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She's quite hot.
 

TwinkieGorilla

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i NEED to see whatever video that is from.
 

Pope Viper

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Sherilyn Fenn?
 

DammitBoy

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[quote name='TwinkieGorilla']i NEED to see whatever video that is from.[/quote]



Like I'm showing you the rest of my honeymoon video! :excited:



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ps - Seems like a super smartypants internet geek could easily right click and read the properties on a pic, hey - I'm just sayin'...
 

TwinkieGorilla

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i did, but ebaums world doesn't tell me the real source. :/
 
"How old are you now?"
"16"
"18? Awwwriiight"

In other news, here's a picture of my desktop.


Wish I didn't have to censor, yer missing out on a thing of beauty so divine it takes a gandalf quote to blot it out.
 

Sicblades

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Who's that chick - seems so familiar
 
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